:/ sobrang sakiiiiiiiit.

nakakatawa gaano kadali magsulat at pumirma sa reseta.

big bucks! lol

bum-spend v. spending money without gaining anything.

premise: you wake up 10am after a good night of watching dvds and eating piattos. all you have is 500 pesos.

BUM-SPENDING ITINERARY
10:00 am fix yourself. (wash your face, put a bra on, move some bowels, empty your bladder, etc...)
cost: 0.00
current total: 0.00
10:30 am walk to ate fe's (maginhawa cor. magiting, across ministop), order lechon rice(50.00)
cost: 0.00
current total: 0.00
10:35 am knowing it'll take probably 20 minutes to get your order ready, walk to spycraft (the internet shop next to ministop) surf for 15 minutes
cost:10.00
current total: 10.00
10:50 am walk back to ate fe's, eat your lechon rice, order extra rice(8.00) and mountain dew(15.00),pay for your meal (50.00+15.00+8.00)
cost: 73.00
current total: 83.00
11:20 am you're stomped to find that you don't have yosi with you so you go to ministop and buy a pack of marlboro lights (33.00)
cost: 33.00
current total: 116.00
11:22 am you check your pockets for a lighter and VIOLA! there's none in the premises so being the bum that you are you buy the cheapest lighter in ministop, a small cricket mechanical lighter (20.00) and while you're at it, you decide to reward yourself for being so practical and buy a bottle of bluebolt gatorade (35.00)
cost: 55.00
current total: 171.00
11:26 am light up and smoke about 3 sticks and finish up your gatorade(cause it's so hot) while people watching.
cost: 0.00
current total: 171.00
12:30 am you suddenly remembered that john mayer concert dvd your friend told you about and thought of checking out if some videos have leaked out to youtube yet. you end up watching 2 hours of john mayer on youtube and some audition clips from american idol season 3 (you know you can't help it, 25 pesos per hour, 60 pesos for 3 hours! promo alert!)
cost: 60.00
current total: 231.00
3:30 pm all that watching made you so hungry so you decide to head back to ate fe's and order fish rice (50.00, being the health buff that you are) and an order of extra rice (8.00) and of course, a bottle of mountain dew (15.00)
cost: 75.00
current total: 307.00
4:00 pm and! what? a friend of yours just texted you about this new song he uploaded on his multiply account so you headback to spycraft and listen to it and go stalker mode and check out new photo albums in your extended network. you know that time is gold so you stop at 1 hour.
cost: 25.00
current total: 332.00
5:00 pm you head back home and take a nice shower! dress and go back out hoping to find something worth doing while walking to wherever.
cost: 0.00 (you don't get the water bill until the end of the month. hehe)
current total: 332.00
6:00 pm walking...walking..walking.. you remember this nice cookie shop that sells chocolate cake for 35.00 so you walk a little and decide that it's too far so you get a tricycle(16.00) to eunilane.
cost: 16.00
current total: 348.00
 6:10 pm what?! it's closed already?! so you walk back to maginhawa and loathe until you get to friuli and settle for a rootbeer float(55.00)
cost: 55.00
current total: 403.00
7:00 pm you are walking along maginhawa and see an old friend. "oi pare, pwede ko na ba makuha yung 97?" you look at your wallet and there it is 97 pesos.
cost: 97.00
current total: 500.00
6:30 pm you walk back home and find some leftover lecheflan/whatever in the fridge and eat away, smoke 2 loads/joints/whatever of your liking and drift away...
cost: priceless


MISSION ACCOMPLISHED! BUM SPENT!

last night i got up around 9 30 and i was expected to come to work 10 45 so imagine my horror! and i had to drop off some cds in backdoor. so good thing was, I AM NOW A DISCIPLINED PERSON (when it comes to schedules, at least. with food, ok let's not go there....), so i got to work on time with a few minutes spare for yosi. so at work i ate piattos for lunch and toasties for my 2nd lunch. haha.

i got a 911 call. my last call for the shift! haha at around 7:10 5 minutes before log out a 911 call came in. the deaf person's house was burning down! nalurki akez!

my teammates and my team manager are going to pampanga this saturday for our team outing but... oh well. let's just say i'm not sociable like that. as most/all of you know, i am a very reserved person. haha so i don't want to enter a situation where i know i'll be stupid drunk with 14 people i barely know. and besides, most of them are bringing their boyfriends/husbands/wives/life partners so.. there.. i don't want to take my life on an outing. haha. (mental image: aki choking herself on inihaw na liempo and itlog na maalat, with wrinkled fingertips) so i am not going.

this afternoon what i am supposed to do is go to casaa and return ugi's cd (sorry derick, i will, in time), i don't think i'll be able to do that though. i have only had less than 10 hours of sleep in 72 hours. the horror!

and.. tonight i'll be going to backdoor again. to jam. damn right i got the blues. haha so many reasons for me to love blues more, now that i'm independent and all. before, there were so many hardcore sad things going on in the background and now it's really the now that's sad.

YIZ i can definitely say that i'm independent now. haha YABONG!

oh well.


but i'm happy though. when it's the 15th and the 30th of the month . haha.

october 1 i'll be getting my 2nd tattoo.yay.

plans... catch up on friends OF COURSE. eat real food (yop: umuwi ka na jay sa alabang para makakain ka na ng tunay na pagkain.)
drink a little. sleep definitely. and meiday on the 4th. :) call up old friends. :)


and we're planning to have a halloween party at our house in maginhawa so this is just a soft invite for that :) let's go!

it's really so funny how heavy a situation may seem at the moment but after a while it turns out to be really funny. often remembered during drinking sessions, prefixed with REMEMBER THAT TIME WHEN? suffixed with WHAT WERE WE THINKING!? but as i said, at the moment, it takes up most of

like how we fought over chocolate or issues about our apartment looking and feeling like a frat house.

i punctuate this post with a song.. entitled..

sofa bed..

sofa bed..
huling gabi
mo na sa
sofa bed..
sa sweldo
bumili
ka na ng
sofa bed..
may buy 1
take one na
na sofa be------ed.





PISAWT

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CAN YOU HEAR ME??????????????

and as she grew.. i noticed how she continued to change. her nose has become an unfamiliar bone structure or, just maybe, it was unfamiliar to me because what used to look like mine is now completely his. and at that moment, as she tried to put a whole egg inside that ever familiar mouth, i realized she wasn't mine, she was ours.

looks like i wont be having a party after all. it's so stressfull to plan one so i'm just getting a tattoo for my 18th and i'm gonna treat people to drinks (effective september 16-20) :)